Ep.17: Three-Way with Taylor, Paul, and Jordan

We are proud to present our first ever bs interview with the lovely Taylor Stevens! We chat with Tay about her controversial appearance during the Stanley Cup Finals, and her love of the Toronto Maple Leafs among other, ahem, big things. Also discussed is the shocking Draft Day news out of the Steel City, and Matt's sudden change for the best since leaving Philadelphia, albeit only temporary. For the record, we gladly give Miss Stevens an honorary 10 out of 10 on our Bullshitometer!

Ep.16: Nightcrawler Puck

A rare 2-goal night for the bs boys.  Matt on location in LA for the cup finals, Jason on location in his bathroom for god only knows.  First we see some typical Swedish goal followed by our first ever teleporting puck!  These notched a 7.5 and 8.687435987.

B.S. Nightmare -- Calder Cup Finals

Check out this massive b.s. goal scored in overtime during game 3 of the Calder Cup finals.  10 out of 10?  Well, maybe if it was the cup clinching goal, but Jason would definitely balk.  Puck Daddy was first on the scene.

Ep.15: B.S. Rant

The boys crawl out from underneath the woodwork to rant about their respective teams' playoff performances for nearly three quarters of an hour.  Matt downward spirals.  Res guest stars.  Nikolai "Old Reliable" Khabibulan delivers some beautiful b.s.!

We saw a classic Khabi 8 out of 8.

Quickie B.S.

Check out this b.s. goal submitted by @pattmorter.  He scored this goal with Steve Sullivan during an online matchup. 

I've scored goals when my player was on his knees before, and I've scored goals using the diving poke-check method (especially in 09).  But I've never seen a goal result from a violent stick sweep like this one before.  I have to say, big f-up on your opponent's part for failing to freeze this puck.  He obviously tosses it into the slot with Neal, Malkin, and Sullivan in his face.  So I'm obligated to dock some b.s. points right there.  Of course, if the computer had made such a grievous error, you would have gained b.s. points galore.  All-in-all, I'd still see it fair to grant this a 6 out of 10.  I think you got a little lucky because of the goalie blunder, and your timing with the stick sweep was also lucky.  But the b.s. that stands out to me most is the wicked velocity this shot has and the pinpoint accuracy of this sort of atypical stick handling.  That and the fact that Sullivan was laying on the ice before the goalie even dropped the puck.  And plus one for scoring b.s. with the Pens!

Ep.14: Hiller's Homage to Bill Buckner

Our New Year's b.s. has finally arrived!  First we talk about our wasting 45 minutes of podcast time when skype disconnects and we lose our recording.  Dejected and drunk, from then on we phone-in the remainder of the episode.  Jason drives Matt crazy with his newly acquired toy soundboard.  Father-to-be Jason asks Matt for his input on an NHL au pair selection.  Eventually (@ the 6:20 mark for those of you who like to speed through our senseless banter) we analyze Jonas Hiller's best Bill Buckner impersonation.  We meant to include original audio and video, but are too intimidated by Major League Baseball's legal department.  For some reason Jason blames Liam Niesen for all his troubles, before finally shriveling into a cocoon of self-deprecation and despair.  And a bunch of other useless crap is discussed before we predict the demise of this short-lived series.

Our first goal of 2012 scored an 8.5 on our b.s. meter!

BS Merch

We are excited to offer some BS Goals merchandise to all two of our die-hard b.s. fans! Right now we have a limited edition refrigerator magnet that not only looks sharp, but also does a wonderful job of displaying the pictures you drew of Lemieux and Barrasso when you were in the fifth grade.

To acquire one of these fine works of art, all we ask for is a meager $5 tax-deductible (not really) donation to our BS Goals pork barrel fund.  Simply click HERE and send us your mailing address to claim yours now!


Happy New Year